Saturday, November 24, 2012
Preview Clip
Hello Assholes!
This is our very first EVER preview clip for our newest episode - #70 "Los Submarinos"
A majority of the episode is spent discussing the Twinkie Controversy and this clip specifically address why we think no one will miss that useless bitch Suzi Q tho...
Enjoy!
Saturday, October 13, 2012
Episode #66
This week on Peanut Butter & Bullshit...
Reverse cowgirl is the best position in sex because it's everything great about doggystyle but with no exertion...which is why we think it should be re-named Clever Dog.
Yo-G and Boo...why not urbanize a beloved childhood cartoon?
Ever w
Reverse cowgirl is the best position in sex because it's everything great about doggystyle but with no exertion...which is why we think it should be re-named Clever Dog.
Yo-G and Boo...why not urbanize a beloved childhood cartoon?
Ever w
onder why God hates Uzbekistan? we did and we got answers from people more jackassy then even us.
Don't you think Hulk Hogan's sex tape called for crude wrestling euphemisms about sex?
If you're a girl in Pakistan trying to be loved for your brains you get them blown out and in Milwaukee you get your butt fingered for any crime...and people say we don't talk about poignant topics, bah!
#66 (God Hates This Episode)
Don't you think Hulk Hogan's sex tape called for crude wrestling euphemisms about sex?
If you're a girl in Pakistan trying to be loved for your brains you get them blown out and in Milwaukee you get your butt fingered for any crime...and people say we don't talk about poignant topics, bah!
#66 (God Hates This Episode)
Friday, October 12, 2012
PB&BS News
Greetings and Salutations Assholes!
It's been a little bit since we updated and we're not sorry for that cause fck you, we were busy.
Anyway, Episode #66 was dropped today like it was hot...and then it got scorching hot as it became the fastest episode we've ever released to reach 100 hits in less than 24 hours.
Congrats to Us!
Anyway, check it out up top and give us some feedback for once fckrs, don't be scurrd.
Our next gig together is next Friday in Pompton Lakes, NJ and its a benefit show. Our first ever. This could go very wrong (i.e. Jeff Olsen), but we'll see. They say laughter is the best medicine, but we've never seen one doctor prescribe a dick joke for any ailment - the best medicine is bought by money. You pay the money for the medicine in exchange we make you laugh with dick jokes. Seems legit.
Joe on the other hand will also be performing the night before at our good friend Johnny Zito's venue out in Bushwick, Brooklyn - Goodbye Blue Monday. He'll be heading out there with our comedic sister in arms - Maryssa Smith, so if you're just roaming around Brooklyn looking for a laugh next Thursday you now know where to find a few. Just a few though, don't get fckn greedy ok?
Our Lunacy show is on minor hiatus as the Tavern we host it in is now under new and improved management who actually recognizes our genius...but he's renovating a tad, so we'll be back soon enough with a whole fresh new line-up of funny fo yo ass!
Last but not least, Jeff Olsen will be hosting his annual "Zombie Prom" bash this year at the Thornwood Ale House in Thornwood, NY on October 26th. It's a zombie themed party, shit-ton of fun and we shit you not on that.
That is all for now
It's been a little bit since we updated and we're not sorry for that cause fck you, we were busy.
Anyway, Episode #66 was dropped today like it was hot...and then it got scorching hot as it became the fastest episode we've ever released to reach 100 hits in less than 24 hours.
Congrats to Us!
Anyway, check it out up top and give us some feedback for once fckrs, don't be scurrd.
Our next gig together is next Friday in Pompton Lakes, NJ and its a benefit show. Our first ever. This could go very wrong (i.e. Jeff Olsen), but we'll see. They say laughter is the best medicine, but we've never seen one doctor prescribe a dick joke for any ailment - the best medicine is bought by money. You pay the money for the medicine in exchange we make you laugh with dick jokes. Seems legit.
Joe on the other hand will also be performing the night before at our good friend Johnny Zito's venue out in Bushwick, Brooklyn - Goodbye Blue Monday. He'll be heading out there with our comedic sister in arms - Maryssa Smith, so if you're just roaming around Brooklyn looking for a laugh next Thursday you now know where to find a few. Just a few though, don't get fckn greedy ok?
Our Lunacy show is on minor hiatus as the Tavern we host it in is now under new and improved management who actually recognizes our genius...but he's renovating a tad, so we'll be back soon enough with a whole fresh new line-up of funny fo yo ass!
Last but not least, Jeff Olsen will be hosting his annual "Zombie Prom" bash this year at the Thornwood Ale House in Thornwood, NY on October 26th. It's a zombie themed party, shit-ton of fun and we shit you not on that.
That is all for now
Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Sunday, September 16, 2012
PB&BS News
Hello Assholes!
The reason there has yet to be an Episode #63 posted is due to a severe case of our recording program being a total asshole and crashing just as we finished recording. Our tech department (Joe) is now attempting to sift thru 1200 10 second long audio clips to find the roughly 600+ that can be cut n paste together, one at a time to create one solid hour of nonsense...he may have a mental breakdown before then tho...
This past weeks Lunacy Comedy Show at The Full Moon Tavern had a great turnout this week, with a group of very attentive ladies to keep us company all night long! ;) Our guest comic this week was comedian Brian Holland (http://www.facebook.com/brian.holland) who drove all the way down to Yonkers from Massachusetts for some reason to hang with us two assclowns as we unleashed unrestrained improv comedy on the crowd! Good times and looking forward to doing it again next week with comedian Ralph "DaFunnyMan" Gabriel! (http://www.facebook.com/RalphGAB)
Our Stand-Up dates have been updated! Joe will be performing at the Greenich Village Comedy Club in NYC in their "ThunderDome" competition held by comedian/booker Dustin Chafin. Joe has the chance to not only win the Thunderdome Championship belt, but also spots at the club as well - so if you can, come out and support his sweet ass!
We've also added two dates in which we'll be producing shows - the as of right now unnamed Halloween show held at Barney McNabbs in Yonkers on the 5th of October and the November 2nd show at River Roadhouse, continueing our "In a Bar Down by the River" comedy series - this time with a Birthday Bash!! It's our own Jeff Olsen's birthday that night, as well as a couple friends of the show as well so it should truly be a BLAST! Line-ups for both shows to be announced sooner rather than later.
Wrapping up the news for this week, this past Thursday we both had the honor of performing at the very FIRST edition of Merriment and Mortification at Otto's Shrunken Head in NYC and produced by our comedic sister - Maryssa Smith and we had a great time. Great line-up, nice room and great venue overall! Neither of us can wait till the next one!!
and last but not least - This week our very own Joseph Conklin will once again be the featured comic at StupidAssQuestions.Com where people ask him stupid ass questions and he gives you smart ass answers like only he can!
Until next time, this has been the PB&BS News...and you're welcome.
The reason there has yet to be an Episode #63 posted is due to a severe case of our recording program being a total asshole and crashing just as we finished recording. Our tech department (Joe) is now attempting to sift thru 1200 10 second long audio clips to find the roughly 600+ that can be cut n paste together, one at a time to create one solid hour of nonsense...he may have a mental breakdown before then tho...
This past weeks Lunacy Comedy Show at The Full Moon Tavern had a great turnout this week, with a group of very attentive ladies to keep us company all night long! ;) Our guest comic this week was comedian Brian Holland (http://www.facebook.com/brian.holland) who drove all the way down to Yonkers from Massachusetts for some reason to hang with us two assclowns as we unleashed unrestrained improv comedy on the crowd! Good times and looking forward to doing it again next week with comedian Ralph "DaFunnyMan" Gabriel! (http://www.facebook.com/RalphGAB)
Our Stand-Up dates have been updated! Joe will be performing at the Greenich Village Comedy Club in NYC in their "ThunderDome" competition held by comedian/booker Dustin Chafin. Joe has the chance to not only win the Thunderdome Championship belt, but also spots at the club as well - so if you can, come out and support his sweet ass!
We've also added two dates in which we'll be producing shows - the as of right now unnamed Halloween show held at Barney McNabbs in Yonkers on the 5th of October and the November 2nd show at River Roadhouse, continueing our "In a Bar Down by the River" comedy series - this time with a Birthday Bash!! It's our own Jeff Olsen's birthday that night, as well as a couple friends of the show as well so it should truly be a BLAST! Line-ups for both shows to be announced sooner rather than later.
Wrapping up the news for this week, this past Thursday we both had the honor of performing at the very FIRST edition of Merriment and Mortification at Otto's Shrunken Head in NYC and produced by our comedic sister - Maryssa Smith and we had a great time. Great line-up, nice room and great venue overall! Neither of us can wait till the next one!!
and last but not least - This week our very own Joseph Conklin will once again be the featured comic at StupidAssQuestions.Com where people ask him stupid ass questions and he gives you smart ass answers like only he can!
Until next time, this has been the PB&BS News...and you're welcome.
Wednesday, September 5, 2012
Tuesday, September 4, 2012
Episode #62 Now Available!
Brand Spankin' new episode of Peanut Butter & Bullshit
#62...and its all about how the people at iTunes can go eat a bag of iDicks!!!
oh and Michael Clark Duncan died and they listed a bunch of his film credits but strangely left one out, can ya guess which one?
and again, Fck U Apple!
Episode 62: iBullshit now available above!
#62...and its all about how the people at iTunes can go eat a bag of iDicks!!!
oh and Michael Clark Duncan died and they listed a bunch of his film credits but strangely left one out, can ya guess which one?
and again, Fck U Apple!
Episode 62: iBullshit now available above!
You're Welcome
This Friday!
Our very own Jeff Olsen will be a part of an awesome line up of the very first comedy show at the White Plains Performing Arts Center!
Comedy Plains and Simple will also feature our favorite comedian the one and only Satan's Comic Glen Miller!
As well as our comrades in funny Regina Decicco and Dante Mercadante, and headlined by the legendary ventriloquist act of Otto & George!
Tickets are still available so get yours and support live comedy - with a line up this good you'll def not regret it!!
Lunacy Comedy Show!
We once ran a relatively unsuccessful open mic and then one night, along with fellow comedian Maryssa Smith we said Fck it - turned on all 3 wireless mics and went freestyle...and the crowd loved it!
And so, the Lunacy Comedy Show was born!
This week our third guest comedian will be Pittsburgh native Andy Picarro (twitter.com/andypicarro). Andy is hysterical on stage but has this ability to make a real connection to his audience...so this week, we throw him right into the fray!
Show starts at 9pm at The Full Moon Tavern in Yonkers, NY
Come experience comedy like you've NEVER experienced before
Three Comedians. Three Microphones. Lunacy.
Sunday, September 2, 2012
Tonight at 7pm in the ever so lovely boro of Queens, NY - PB&BS's own Joseph Conklin (thats him on the flyer!) will be performing along side some of our most favorite and hysterical comedians such as Rat Dog Radio's Hector Luis and Johnny Zito, as well as Lisa Harmon and Brian Holland! And Hosted by the one and only Sophia Nurse!
BBQ and Comedy...perfection!
Saturday, September 1, 2012
50th Episode part...5?
and for the final hour (even though the whole hour isn't in this video, deal) of our 50th Episode we were joined by our "comedy mentor" - the great Satan's Comic Glen Miller!
He decided to appear on the show, which is an audio podcast, in nothing but a pair of orange booty shorts...and then harass not only us, but the entire bar as well. Comedy gold!
You can follow the exploits of Satan's Comic on twitter twitter.com/SatansComic and catch the entirety of his appearance on the show by clicking this:
And btw - We're well aware that we skipped part 3 and 4 of our 50th Episode, but there for some reason is no video that exists chronicling our conversations with comedians Andy Picarro and Maryssa Smith...which is just a fckn shame. However, you CAN hear the audio for those conversations here:
and you can follow Andy Picarro on twitter twitter.com/AndyPicarro and Maryssa Smith twitter.com/MaryssaSmith
50th Episode part Dos
This is the second part of the show where we are joined by comedian and host of Rat Dog Radio - Hector Luis for a nice half hour chat of him attempting to plug his stuff and us do everything in our power to thwart him :)
Video courtesy of Miss Leslie Aufancy
You can go to the bottom of the page to find the link to Rat Dog Radio or go to NetwaveRadio.com to hear it (also follow them on twitter @RatDogRadio)
Special Thanks to The Spotlite Cafe for having us - it's located at 1109 Central Park Ave, Scarsdale NY (www.facebook.com/spotlite.central)
50th Episode Part One
Video courtesy of Miss Leslie Aufancy
The link to the SNM Network page is at the bottom of this site, so go look for it...and/or follow them on twitter @SNMNetwork + @Cosell
And The Spotlite Cafe is located at 1109 Central Park Ave, Scarsdale NY (www.facebook.com/spotlite.central)
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